From the Mail Bag: Heaven, Hell, and Political Campaigns
By Admin, Section News
There was a Senator that was in a horrible car wreck and he died. The Senator found himself standing before the gates of Heaven and St. Peter. St. Peter looked at him and said "Well, we've never had a politician in Heaven before and I'm not really sure what to do with you." So after some time thinking St. Peter said "Mr. Senator I'm going to give you 24 hours in Hell and then 24 hours in Heaven and then let you decide where you want to spend the rest of eternity. The Senator agreed and found himself in Hell. There was a lavish golf course with a grand club house. All his friends were there and they played golf and ate wonderfully. Then the Senator met the Devil himself.
The Senator's 24 hours in Hell were up so fast he didn't even know if had been 24 hours and he found himself standing again at the gates of Heaven to spend his trial 24 hours there. He spent his time stepping from cloud to cloud, eating, and playing the harp.
Soon his 24 hours were up and he was again facing St. Peter who said, "You've spent 24 hours in Heaven and 24 hours in Hell and now it is time to make the choice where you want to spend all of eternity. The Senator took no time in answering, "I want to spend the rest of my eternity in Hell." POOF the Senator found himself in a barren field, his friends were there dressed in rags and starved. The Senator spotted the Devil and approached him and said "What happened to the golf course and club house?" The Devil replied "Well you see yesterday we were campaigning and today you voted."
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